Yeah. And it had been the whole time. I’m pretty sure that, you know… -“Doctor, sometimes I worry– -I’ve heard enough. But after Batu forgot to put DeGeneres' towel near the bath he had drawn for her (which overlooked the rose garden, of course) she had to scoot the bath mat across the floor to get to it. That's when she realized, “Oh my God. But… my grandmother lived with us when I was a little girl and if an Aspirin commercial came on the air she would get up from the sofa, go to the TV turn it down, stand in front of it and hum a hymn really loudly like… [Ellen hums a hymn] So you can imagine my fascination with Aspirin when I was a little girl. [crowd laughs] [claps] I wrote that at 3 a.m. With Laura Dern, Ellen DeGeneres, Eddie Vedder, Jill Vedder.
The comedian and talk show host turns 61 on January 26, 2019.DeGeneres returned to her stand-up comedy roots this year with her Netflix special, Relatable… [crowd laughs] I can’t see. And… it’s a jungle out there. I’m there three days, I’ll bring six books and… Yeah. There are so many different types of jobs. I journaled and I wrote poetry. Maybe it’s right for– I’ve gardened. I make that statement, six years later, this happens. -“Are you in any pain? That was a religion we were. So I have a step ladder, but I love it just the same, I do. You know…. This is… ridiculous.” And… hum… So I’m sitting in the solarium eating my breakfast and… I was on my third or fourth bite of cute pineapple that Batu was feeding me and… I said: “Batu, I’m not hungry, I’ve lost my appetite. You know what I mean… You know what I mean, yeah.I just think, it would help if more people came out. [crowd claps] Unless you’re lost in the woods and you see a path. ‘Cause people do that to me. I’ve decided, it’s the best. I… a few years ago I started ending my show by saying: “Be kind to one another.” And… [crowd cheers] Yeah, that’s what I thought. Yeah, that’s very clever and very fresh, and.. Well, that’s wonderful hearing that from you. It’s when I learned that the truth will always win. We should be on our own path. No, I mean it, it’s good material. Go back and watch the special but… Anyway, I finished writing it. Flatten it out.
If I have to do that, that’ll be good.
We should’ve saved a fortune on that. But they are so, the thing is if you have a sock that you like, everybody has their favorite socks and you will wear those socks as long as you possibly can. That’s… I do have an injury that’s… kind of a problem for working out now. We don’t care. She has dry eye and that’s okay.
We never bought anything. And I was laying there and I just couldn’t believe… It was the first person I ever lost that I loved I was just… how is this possible? [background song playing] -That’s well done! When he asked if she thought she was still relatable, she said yes. Oh my God, you’re so happy I’m not vegan.
I just danced as a joke. And then I stopped and I was like: “Oh my God… this is relatable.” [crowd claps]The materials archived, stored, and presented here, are copyrighted by their respective contributors, and may not be saved, re-transmitted, republished, or reformatted by any means, electronic or mechanical. Like we’re holding on to things that we don’t need to hold on to that we should let go of. Copyright owners may, if they wish, request to have material removed by leaving a comment on the relevant page.That’s a job, there are so many jobs when you think about it.