This is very exciting, to be hosting “Saturday Night Live”.
[crowd laughs] -Why? Be the first to rate this post.But then the press got a hold of that and just went nuts with it and everything, and I thought I should just run with it, free publicity, it’s gonna be wonderful for my career.
You could eat lunch and dinner and Mama does, she goes there for lunch and she fills up and but we are so trusting, I’ll tell you that we go to the Valets that’s the thing.When you think about it, we’re a country founded on honesty; really we’re founded by Honest Ab and Gorgeous George and The Rock. 4:40. One, they sit right next to me on … I notice that when people are sick two things happen. It’s my first time, and it’s an honor and a thrill.
And now you know why I wear so many vests and I have so many cars, that’s why.And there are so many places that rely on us to be honest like banks put the candy out and restaurants put toothpicks out and Costco puts all – god there are so many free samples of food.
And I’m thinking of wrestler’s, but the point is, for the most part we’re honest people, which is good, because everything around us is based on the honor system.
Ellen's Monologue 12/10/10 by Ellenfunhouse. He’s been so supportive, staying home and keeping the house nice, while I’m out gaying it up, fruiting up the town, $3 billing it, throwing the old wet frisbee, winking at the pastor, all the things gays do. So I said, “I’m gay.” And that shut them up.No votes so far! Ellen Lee DeGeneres ( də-JEN-ər-əs; born January 26, 1958) is an American comedian, television host, actress, writer, producer, and LGBT activist. And then Gary Busey says, “I just got a mini-fridge.” And, if that’s not making me feel bad enough, then Kathy Griffin says, “I’m gonna start parting my hair down the side instead of in the middle.” You know, where do I go, what do I do to top that?
Stick around, we’ll be right back.But that’s another thing I should probably tell you – I’m not gay. Good I’m glad to hear it because a whole lot of people are sick right now, there is something going around and I don’t what its like where you work, but here one person gets sick everybody get sick and that’s because we cant stop making out with each other. Ellen DeGeneres Monologue - My Procedure by Patricia Zolin.
And I love New York. If you really look at that like at the airport the baggage claim.
So, God bless you, Jerry, it really takes a special man to put up with that. For Die Hard Saturday Night Live FansActually, it’s worked out pretty well for me, you know? Let’s just be honest about things and I’ll share and then if you all feel like it, but I saw three movies and I paid for one, and I paid child’s price and I snuck in my own popcorn and my own chef. [Ellen Lee DeGeneres (January 26, 1958)] Source: LYBIO.net Are you all excited for the Oscars this Sunday me too, this year the number 9 has a special meaning, there are 9 nominees for best picture. We are — all day along. I was trying to laugh along with the vegan bit, but…” And all the vegans are like: “Oh, Ellen! DeGeneres starred in the popular sitcom Ellen from 1994 to 1998 and has hosted her syndicated TV talk show, The Ellen DeGeneres Show, since 2003.
I’ve wanted to do this for a long time.
And I’m – you know what here is a thing, I’ve been thinking a lot about honesty lately and I think ah – I said I was going to start being more honest in 2010 so I’m starting now.Valets, our cars we just is give our keys to somebody just because they’re wearing a vest. 0 (0) 01i: Ellen Degeneres / No Doubt Ellen Degeneres’ Monologue …..Ellen Degeneres Ellen Degeneres: Wow, thank you very much! I fish around for the dimes and I see sometimes they are in there below the pennies – look around.Alright, alright well put your money in your socks, I’m coming through the audience now I’m dancing.
My audiences always look great, I’m very happy about that.
I was … And I don’t do that.
I’ll tell you what happened – I was at a party, it doesn’t matter whose house it was, but.. alright, it was Mario van Peebles’ house.
It’s actually been fantastic, because people expect it from me, so I guess I’m gonna stick with it for a while – as opposed to other people.We have a great show.
2:39. 2:11. You were helping us for a minute there.” I was vegan for 8 years and I really do believe that is great for you. -That’s how we do it, don’t know.” I’m not really vegan, I say it for the joke.